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Always by his side
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side ... You know what?"

"What dear," she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth and love for his noted appreciation.

He said, "I think you're bad luck ... "
 The Good News, the Bad News, and the Ugly News  The Good News...
What Good News? I haven't heard any lately so I have none to report...

The Bad News...
I still didn't win the lotto. You would think that spending a dollar every couple months, with odds of 1 in 176 million, I would have hit by now. Go figure...

The Ugly News...
I have days to go before I can even begin to think about retirement. On the other hand, thanks to the USA's shift towards out-sourcing, or as my company calls it "Rite-Sourcing", I will probably be out of a job by the end of this year which is kind of like retirement, only I'll have to sell everything I have and live in a cardboard box.


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This Years Joke...
At the grocery store - items being checked out by the cashier...

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single frozen dinner

The checkout guy looks at her and says, 'single, huh?'

The girl sarcastically replies, 'how'd you guess?'

He says, 'because you're ugly.'

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